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Confessions of a Modern Jewish Man So, met any decent men out there? Oh, you too? Wait, Im not looking for a Jewish guy, or any guy for that matter; breaking newsIm a heterosexual looking for a very sane, normal woman. Know any?

I mean, its geting utterly ridiculous. I dont like the barscenehow many idiots and women with beehive hairdoos do I have to view? And believe me, most of the women at the bar are always named "" or "Morgan"not very sensitive girls either; many always inquire whether or not Im married, (not) yeah right, thats all I need in my life, more tortuous behavior looking to secure a nice woman while Im hitched. That only happens in the movies anyway; ok, maybe Im being naive, suffice to say Im not married, nor do I plan to go that way, right now, I like the concept of pure unadulturated friendship that, if the stars align, could lead to something far more profound.

Im a NY-bred Man, Manhattan taste with a bit of SF nuancelove the concept of modern romance, (remember that age-old relic?) classical music, Paris restaurants, DeNiro movies, almost all sports, camraderie, respect, mutual trust and a bond with family and friends.

I might be the only heterosexual man in the US that loves to go shopping, and while Im no Cruise or Law, I have visual, bodily elements that will probably satisfy your picky pedigree, (omg, I sound like some schmuck auditioning for a guest shot on Oprah)

Im in the media/sales biz, decent job, outgoing persona, semi-high-maintainence, but above all, 0% genuine and real, for better or worse. Youll either love me or loathe metheres really no in-between, and as you and me have discovered, most of the compelling, real people in this nutsy world that ar credible are usually in that category.

Im looking for a very witty, fun, serious, sassy, frassy, engaging woman out there in the Bay Area, assuming I can find one that isnt at the gym 24/7 working out her abbs, and looking for her future ex-husband.

If any of this drivel has caught your fancy and you cant wait to respond, please do so and Ill respond in kind. Theres alot more to say, but why spoil the rest of your dinner.

NO Birkenstocks.
NO s employees. (Target is ok)
NO ex-scientologists.
NO Amway saleswomen.

I dont like smokers. Everything else is negotiable.

BONUS: If we meet and have Macys gift certificate)
at Target)
A year (NY trip and shopping spreeIll even pay retail)

Age range: prefer 30s, mid 40s. Race/creed/color open.

Dinner and Movies Date for Saturday or Sunday. 52 (sw philly) I'm TRUE GENTLEMEN. Age lbs, 6' white male half Hispanic don’t speak it, blue eyes, brown and gray hair, no tattoos, non –smoking are drink, d/d free. If this to old for you? I enjoy going to movies, bowling, poker, volleyball and love riding horse. Like watching TV.
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